All those years of ripping silent-but-deadly farts haven’t gone as unnoticed as you’d hoped.
Read MoreIf you think this game is Kosher, fuggedaboutit.
Read MoreOpening those little numbered doors is much more exciting when the prize behind them is libidinous.
Read MoreMore than just a constipation solution, enemas can sexually excite and lead to “immense” orgasms.
Read MoreYou don’t have to worry about overdue fines with this relic-turned-holiday-decor.
Read MoreA collection of weird, mystery objects made from dead animals and other things.
Read MoreTime to curl up in a good book. No bookmark necessary.
Read MoreIf you can’t bring your cat with you to the bar, bring the bar to your cat.
Read MoreDitch the chemicals and sprays, and protect your garden from pests with a new set of neighbors.
Read More“The room seemed to sit there with raised eyebrows, innocently saying, Yes?”
Read MoreOne small step towards ending Bonehibition.
Read MoreBecause even bald scalps need to be kept clean and hydrated.
Read MoreFor some of us, bigger is ALWAYS better.
Read MoreBetter than cutting down a living tree, and it only takes a few hours to grow.
Read MoreNo complaining that people aren’t looking you in the eyes when you wear this top.
Read MoreAnalog technology reimagined for modern-day use.
Read MoreA perfectly blended mixture of raw flesh and regret.
Read MoreThe Scandinavian favorite for weight loss and appetite control.
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