Beer For Dogs

One small step towards ending Bonehibition.

Now you can finally get crunk with Fido thanks to this beer for dogs that doesn’t actually have any alcohol in it.

VIA GOOD BOY DOG BEER

$18.00 for a 4-pack

The Deets…

The brainchild of an entrepreneurial husband-and-wife team from Houston, Texas, Good Boy Dog Beer makes nutritious, tasty, and not remotely boozy hooch for pooches who like to party.

“With Dog Beer, You Can (Finally) Crack Open a Cold One With Man’s Best Friend”

The canine-friendly beverage comes in four different flavors — IPA Lot In The Yard, Session…Squirrel!, Crotch Sniffin’ Ale, and Mailman Malt Licker — and is made with ingredients like turmeric, ginger, and rosemary, as well as bone marrow from either chicken or pork, depending on the flavor.

And yes, there is a vegetarian option available, too.

And if your dog starts acting funny after drinking one of these, don’t blame Good Boy Dog Beer. Fido is probably just stoked that you decided to feed him something other than kibble for once.