Breast Milk Lollipops
Tastes just like Mom’s.
Adulting is hard and you’re not the first person to wish you could retreat back into that warm, gushy womb to catch up on sleep and binge-watch some Netflix.
While that’s not option (sorry), you can experience a bit of past life regression by sucking on a lollie that tastes like the very first substance you ever consumed. Mom would be proud.
VIA Lollyphile
The Deets…
Lollyphile is a 13-year-old candy confectioner based in Austin, Texas, that revels in putting out oddly flavored lollies, like this breast milk pop. In total, they’ve got about 30 bizarre and unique flavors, including blue cheese, absinthe, chocolate bacon, lavender, and mermaid (whatever that is!).
The breast milk lollipops were inspired by the founders’ many friends who were popping out babies left and right. A means of placating crying toddlers and an extra protein boost for adults, this weird candy choice is not for the feint of heart. Don’t be surprised if they taste eerily familiar.
